i have a masters degree

taking a work break this afternoon, i was reading an article on gawker about flu vaccine myths.

one of them was:

Myth #11: Flu vaccines cause narcolepsy

...for the BRIEFEST OF SECONDS i confused narcolepsy with necrophilia.

...I KNOW.

...which, other than my stupidity, is actually kind of hilarious as its own myth.

...you guys, flu vaccines cause necrophilia. pass it on. someone tell the cdc.